jehovahhthickness:

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

salmonidblue:

“What’s your favorite album?”

(Source: salmonpynk)

transgenderer:

are you from tennis shoes? cuz ur the only ten I shoes

(Source: no)